Kabrighen is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome
bat.
Kabrighen created matter nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Kabrighen, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Kabrighen, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Kabrighen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Kabrighen's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.
3. Always treat horses with great respect.
4. Never feed lots of peas to pigs while wearing brown hats.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.