Motmapvid Foncimflangarflis is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust whale.

Motmapvid Foncimflangarflis created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Motmapvid Foncimflangarflis, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Motmapvid Foncimflangarflis, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Motmapvid Foncimflangarflis' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Motmapvid Foncimflangarflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Erect six nickel sculptures of Motmapvid Foncimflangarflis on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.