Venhabfut is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, emotional bee.

Venhabfut created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Venhabfut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Venhabfut, he will turn you into a frog.

Venhabfut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Venhabfut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to monkeys while wearing blue stockings.

3. Put Venhabfut first in all things.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Venhabfut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.