Gupkikxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish giraffe.

Gupkikxuc created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupkikxuc, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gupkikxuc, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gupkikxuc's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gupkikxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. You must pray to Gupkikxuc six times a day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not eat onions.