Lidquamhubsawruttkaddutsig Loglidpom is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring wolf.

Lidquamhubsawruttkaddutsig Loglidpom created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidquamhubsawruttkaddutsig Loglidpom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lidquamhubsawruttkaddutsig Loglidpom, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lidquamhubsawruttkaddutsig Loglidpom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Lidquamhubsawruttkaddutsig Loglidpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing indigo skirts and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Never paint your feet cyan.
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