Ominfobyim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane aardvark.

Ominfobyim created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Ominfobyim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ominfobyim, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ominfobyim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ominfobyim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ominfobyim first in all things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominfobyim.

3. Do not take Ominfobyim's name in vain.

4. Retreat if five goats approach from the east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.