Likcisstombomstipdudpogpom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, egotistical goblin.

Likcisstombomstipdudpogpom created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Likcisstombomstipdudpogpom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Likcisstombomstipdudpogpom, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Likcisstombomstipdudpogpom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Likcisstombomstipdudpogpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Likcisstombomstipdudpogpom in the centre of the settlement.