Flyfuthom Komkanloop is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful penguin.

Flyfuthom Komkanloop created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Flyfuthom Komkanloop, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flyfuthom Komkanloop, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flyfuthom Komkanloop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flyfuthom Komkanloop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Flyfuthom Komkanloop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not chop down trees.