Gabbincam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless dragonfly.

Gabbincam created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gabbincam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gabbincam, it will turn you into a worm.

Gabbincam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gabbincam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo ear rings.

2. Always obey Gabbincam's priests.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near pigs while wearing black kilts and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gabbincam.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.