Fidrotgum is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sage tapir.

Fidrotgum created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fidrotgum, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidrotgum, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fidrotgum's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fidrotgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.