Dibflanmonmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish fairy.

Dibflanmonmot created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibflanmonmot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibflanmonmot, she will send you a sign.

Dibflanmonmot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dibflanmonmot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibflanmonmot.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.