Gupsigflig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing gerbil.

Gupsigflig created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Gupsigflig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gupsigflig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gupsigflig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gupsigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Gupsigflig loves badgers, so they must be respected.