Vindanneg is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating
dragonfly.
Vindanneg created a photon nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vindanneg, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Vindanneg, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Vindanneg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Vindanneg's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never talk about optics.
3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
5. Never think about nucleic acids.