Stigmobvid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient wyvern.

Stigmobvid created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigmobvid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stigmobvid, he will not care at all.

Stigmobvid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Stigmobvid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stigmobvid.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stigmobvid.

4. Hide if seven ants approach from the south.

5. Never wear dresses.