Flykapmit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witless shrew.

Flykapmit created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flykapmit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flykapmit, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flykapmit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Flykapmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.