Komfotdut is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful
centaur.
Komfotdut created matter two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Komfotdut, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Komfotdut, it will cry a lot.
Komfotdut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Komfotdut's Holy Commandments1. Never run in holy places.
2. Never mention snakes.
3. Never paint your chest pink.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not commit murder.