Komfotdut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful centaur.

Komfotdut created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komfotdut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Komfotdut, it will cry a lot.

Komfotdut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Komfotdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Never paint your chest pink.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.