Lidgarflag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unfair lobster.

Lidgarflag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lidgarflag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lidgarflag, she will send you a sign.

Lidgarflag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lidgarflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to snails while wearing gray ear rings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Worship no other gods but Lidgarflag.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.