Pidpadtalsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humane hamster.

Pidpadtalsab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidpadtalsab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidpadtalsab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Pidpadtalsab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pidpadtalsab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Never paint your face red.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Never eat gooseberries.