Rakfastan Omincedbus is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, compassionate wyrm.

Rakfastan Omincedbus created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakfastan Omincedbus, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakfastan Omincedbus, he will send you a sign.

Rakfastan Omincedbus' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rakfastan Omincedbus' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakfastan Omincedbus.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakfastan Omincedbus.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.