Rowpodomin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful bear.

Rowpodomin created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowpodomin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rowpodomin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rowpodomin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rowpodomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never sing in holy places.