Arnvidsis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, generous skunk.

Arnvidsis created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnvidsis, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnvidsis, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Arnvidsis' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Arnvidsis' Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Always pray immersed in water.