Vondosskop is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, cheerful mouse.

Vondosskop created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vondosskop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vondosskop, she will be very sad.

Vondosskop's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vondosskop's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vondosskop five times a day.

2. You must love Vondosskop.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Retreat if seven mice approach from the west.