Babven is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil alligator.

Babven created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babven, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Babven, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Babven's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Babven's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never paint your head brown.

5. Never sprint near birds.