Rigpomhivpin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy elephant.

Rigpomhivpin created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigpomhivpin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rigpomhivpin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rigpomhivpin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rigpomhivpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near squirrels while wearing magenta stockings and balancing nine tin spheres on your arms.