Pagtarxuckvolvadtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fast warg.

Pagtarxuckvolvadtarp created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Pagtarxuckvolvadtarp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pagtarxuckvolvadtarp, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pagtarxuckvolvadtarp's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pagtarxuckvolvadtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Never laugh in the presence of tortoises.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.