Rullist Wee is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, kind beaver.

Rullist Wee created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullist Wee, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullist Wee, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rullist Wee's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rullist Wee's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.