Capgebzig Dapfarflam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish eagle.

Capgebzig Dapfarflam created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capgebzig Dapfarflam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Capgebzig Dapfarflam, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Capgebzig Dapfarflam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Capgebzig Dapfarflam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Never look in ponds.