Farlarplab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, charitable camel.

Farlarplab created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farlarplab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farlarplab, he will not care at all.

Farlarplab's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Farlarplab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farlarplab.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Farlarplab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Farlarplab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Farlarplab on top of all buildings.