Popbafsid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Popbafsid created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Popbafsid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Popbafsid, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Popbafsid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Popbafsid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Popbafsid on top of important buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always take life seriously.