Budtapsog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-knowing goblin.

Budtapsog created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budtapsog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Budtapsog, it will curse you with boils.

Budtapsog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Budtapsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve stockings.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Budtapsog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.