Hapgeptip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent squirrel.

Hapgeptip created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hapgeptip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hapgeptip, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hapgeptip's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hapgeptip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.