Ripcutten is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, competent jellyfish.

Ripcutten created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ripcutten, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ripcutten, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ripcutten's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ripcutten's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Worship no other gods but Ripcutten.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.