Latbissogzan Hotlabnill is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omniscient spider.

Latbissogzan Hotlabnill created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latbissogzan Hotlabnill, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Latbissogzan Hotlabnill, he will turn you into a rat.

Latbissogzan Hotlabnill's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Latbissogzan Hotlabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.