Damhud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited cobra.

Damhud created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Damhud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Damhud, he will not care at all.

Damhud's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Damhud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Damhud.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Damhud.

5. Do not speak about garlic.