Kipladcam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate chinchilla.

Kipladcam created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipladcam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kipladcam, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kipladcam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kipladcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Kipladcam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Fast once a month.