Gubdidstip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awesome octopus.

Gubdidstip created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubdidstip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gubdidstip, she will not care at all.

Gubdidstip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gubdidstip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.