Ganzodstaningveenflabdubzog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy gnu.

Ganzodstaningveenflabdubzog created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganzodstaningveenflabdubzog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ganzodstaningveenflabdubzog, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Ganzodstaningveenflabdubzog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ganzodstaningveenflabdubzog's Holy Commandments

1. Ganzodstaningveenflabdubzog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.