Veenflisfubstanstipfagsandbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, idiotic fairy.

Veenflisfubstanstipfagsandbarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Veenflisfubstanstipfagsandbarn, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Veenflisfubstanstipfagsandbarn, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Veenflisfubstanstipfagsandbarn's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Veenflisfubstanstipfagsandbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Retreat if nine ants approach from the east.

3. Run away if five voles approach from the south.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. You must love Veenflisfubstanstipfagsandbarn.