Hinduncit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sage manatee.

Hinduncit created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinduncit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinduncit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hinduncit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hinduncit's Holy Commandments

1. Hinduncit loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never think about planets.