Vegfetjop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident unicorn.

Vegfetjop created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfetjop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vegfetjop, she will strike you with lightening.

Vegfetjop's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Vegfetjop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Never talk about dark energy near whales while wearing orange kilts and balancing four gold spheres on your neck.