Vadmabwee is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fast bee.

Vadmabwee created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadmabwee, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vadmabwee, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vadmabwee's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vadmabwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never feed onions to gulls while wearing dresses.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Always stare at clouds.