Hubtitzig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous camel.

Hubtitzig created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubtitzig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubtitzig, it will strike you with lightening.

Hubtitzig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hubtitzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never think about chromosomes.