Pangominsagtad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful bee.

Pangominsagtad created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangominsagtad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pangominsagtad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Pangominsagtad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pangominsagtad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Respect your elders.