Wanbemrag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome parrot.

Wanbemrag created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbemrag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wanbemrag, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wanbemrag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wanbemrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must pray to Wanbemrag eight times a day.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.