Nurtbagzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable hydra.

Nurtbagzed created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbagzed, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurtbagzed, it will laugh at you.

Nurtbagzed's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nurtbagzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never skip in the presence of pigs.

3. You must love Nurtbagzed.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never hurt mice.