Camragnibflanjip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane squid.

Camragnibflanjip created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camragnibflanjip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Camragnibflanjip, it will not care at all.

Camragnibflanjip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Camragnibflanjip's Holy Commandments

1. Camragnibflanjip loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Camragnibflanjip.