Zigzigcun is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered porpoise.

Zigzigcun created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigzigcun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zigzigcun, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zigzigcun's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Zigzigcun's Holy Commandments

1. Zigzigcun loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Erect seven iron sculptures of Zigzigcun on top of important buildings.

5. Never feed parsnips to sheep while wearing red stockings.