Quart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak horse.

Quart created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quart, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quart, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Quart's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Quart's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Quart eight times a day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quart.

5. Erect three zinc sculptures of Quart on top of important buildings.