Ganligyak is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever bear.

Ganligyak created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganligyak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ganligyak, she will ignore you.

Ganligyak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ganligyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.