Fodrullgid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, vain grasshopper.

Fodrullgid created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Fodrullgid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fodrullgid, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fodrullgid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fodrullgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. You must love Fodrullgid.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Never feed lots of beans to doves while wearing red rings.